DETAINED AND harrasment

"you just had that in your mouth"
- words from the woman behind the desk at the US Airways check in.

I had a my hands full and had to place my passport in my mouth.. so i got a rude begingin to my trip.
i snapped back.. well do you want me to sanitize it for you? wiping it on my jeans several times.. wanting so bad to say.."i'm sure you've had worse things in your hands"...but i resisted the temptations.

After a long time spent on the plane.. i atleast got all 4 seats on my isle i think due to noone being on a plane that was landing on Sep 11th. I got some rest and proceeded to the ever fun start of customs.

Frustrations begin::

i was questioned as usual asking personal things like.. what kind of soap i use.. ladie ladie la. when to i urinate more often... you the usual blah blah. then she looked in her little computer looked up at me and then gave me a piece of paper.. i was to be detained for furthur questioning. What the hell does that mean? I wasn't so sure.. did i accidently swallow some cocoain pouches unbeknown to me?

i was calm and cool, till i saw a little boxed checked off that said i was supposed to be examined by a medical staff...what the "$^£&$^"(")!_!&£$$^?

then i lost my cool and spoke to the man standing near me.. i was giving it my best philly accent.. "Man.. what's this shiat about? i aint going to get my butt searched!" he looked at me went over the the officer and asked a some questions then gingerly came over to me, and said if i was calm it will go much quicker... i was seriosly baffled at what was going on. I kept saying "THIS IS HARRASMENT!" not only did i have to sit in front of the line where every person passing in the the UK looked at my like i was a terrorist detained.. and probably appluded themselves for being such a good country for detaining those brown people... but i didn't even get any water.. and i had some rank airplane breath!

so after EVERY SINGLE person for the next 1.5 hours went past me she called me up and asked some more questions that i had answered perfectly well before... and said it was okay....ooooo i could have strangled her.. damn biatch! she probably thought it was really amuzing to do that to me.

oh well the poor guy next to me was denined entrance and had to go back to the states... what a bummer he looked like he was hyperventlating! I thought it was funny that they offered him water and not me... Good thing i made sure to speak loudly and with more breath so she could really smell my rank breath...serves her right!