Another day another hell

So i'm back on the writing thing. Sorry for my supporters i was away for so long. While i was away i went to Denmark, (nice, cold and EXPENSIVE), and South africa (wonderful).

We (coolin and i ) traveled around south africa from johanusburg to the kruger park for some safari-ing, i really did come face to face with a lion this time. i spectacular. then we hopped over to cape town, enjoyed the beach, swam with penguins and went to the wine district and drank ourselves silly. not to mention me having to learn how to drive stick and on the other side of the ROAD, cause someone wanted to enjoy the labor of trying over 72 wines in a day.

now i'm back from a small adventure in asterdam and back to Delhi.

I don't want to say anything bad about india, but i can't help it, they are sooooooo not intune with customer service. not at all.

my flight was nice. i watched some nice movies and was sitting in the middle row in the front, so lots of leg space. i was all hyped to get out of the plane.. when the OII striked back again.

3 747 boeing jets landed at the same time, so loads of people were at customs, which was the size of a gap store. so to accomidate all the restless passangers, they did absolutly nothing. so i waited in line for an hour exactly, when OH WHAT DO YOU KOW ANOTHER PLANE LANDS, then they think, wait a minute we should open up some more passport checkers.. okay so they called a bunch of people of there tea break and tada. so all the people in line and the other 300 people who were comming down the strairs made a mad sprint, knocking old ladies and fat people down, and got to the open checkers. i was stuck in the end again and fumed quietly.

TRAVEL TIP #56
when there are 600 people trying to get there passports checked please do not make small talk with the checkers , it slows everything down. That goes for he guy that likes so smile and tell everyone how funny he is.. ha ha ha, how bout i skin you and stamp the arrival date all over your bloody body? is that mean is it i mean really is it?

moving on. OII will they have one lane to exit 1 parking lot in a major, um no, capital city. yes one freaking lane.. so it took us about 2 hours to go 100 yards. arg. the agony begins.

nicer stuff i promise next time.