Truth about Durans

The truth about Durians:

At first i was like, um yeah they smelly allright. Then i walked past a whole load of them, and i couldn't stand it anymore. I don't think it's the smell per-say, but that its just sooo overpowering. It was like a massive stench bomb i kid you not i could smell those suckers from 2 streets away. It was erradicating all smells n it's 40Ft diameter.

To make things even more funnny, there was this place in a corner of the market where people were munching away and sucking off hte flesh and discarding everything else in these little plastic crates. It was so funny cause they were all in this funny posture like they were like little monkeys and everyone was watching them eat. nibble nibble, look up, nibble nibble look up. It was so amusing, i tries to take a picture but i got a funny look from one of the ladies and i seriously will tell you her eyebrow was so arched it could have speared me in the heart....only if when she turned around to look at me there was a werd wha-tash sound like she whipped me... oooo scary durian eaters...

stay away from them they are evil stinkies!