banks and queue's

It's not a myth but English people love waiting in line. I have witnessed it first hand and it's astonishing! I can't believe this phenomenon happens. Here is where the adventer begins:

The bank:

The banks here as mentioned i think on a pervious blog the wierdest most backward thing i've ever seen. Soooo strange they are. To start things off all the counters in the banks are protected behind bullet proof glass. So before you do anything you have to get in line and wait there for-ever so this girl can ask you "how can i help you" and then you reply gingerly..

"bitch give me ma money outa my bank so i can gets me some new shoes."
and then she asks loads of questions that you nod and say no i don't have that cause i just moved here.. and then she writes on a peice of paper that you can get some money out of your own account and then you have to wait in line some more at the counter service and then they give you your money... argggggg

so i finnaly got my bank card (debit card). and the oddest thing ever.. they print your bank details down.. like your account number. Which i feel so wierd about.. aren't you supposed to hide that stuff?

Oh well.

Scally report: They never wear coats.. it's another odd thing here. No one brings an umbrealla or wears a coat when it's cold. i guess they are immune to it after scarfing down so many fries all day.. maybe they are just all drunk? maybe

Queues: I went to this lame beuty convention which was all false advertisemnt. they promised free pink champagne and lots of free things.. All i got was some shampoo samples.. rubbish (*i've been using this word a lot)
But when we came downstairs. there was this monster line so everyone just got behind them and waited.. then i asked what are we waiting for? and nobody knew. so wierd so wierd. that happens a lot here. if there is a line then people will just get behind it.

i'm going to open a poop store and see if people line. i bet they will .and once they get up front they will think.. wow i waited in line for some poop. and then they will understand they waiting in line is stupid and that they should get the indian mentality in their heads and push threw.. YAH!